Batman

Batman’s movies haven’t always been totally child-friendly but, for the most part, that has indeed been the case – and we think that’s a shame.

The character is the epitome of the dark DC universe, and he operates in an environment where the villains and criminals in play are horrible people who should be behaving in an R-rated manner!

We want to see the Joker peeling his face off and wearing it as a mask, we want to see the scum of Gotham City’s underbelly behaving and speaking like you’d expect the scum of Gotham City’s underbelly to act – and it would also actually be pretty cool to see the goddamn Batman getting so riled up that he acts like a bit of a Batdick for once!

Seriously, an R-rated Batman movie would rock our world. DC and Warner Brothers should seriously consider making one.