Source: comicvine.gamespot.com

2. Leir

Let me give you an insight into how I come up with these lists. I’ll take one of these handbooks, grab a pipe and a classy bathrobe, and sit in front of the fire thumbing through it. Usually I fill 80% of the list with characters I already know who I can definitely write about. And then I’ll see a character like Leir and go “That’s a sweet mustache and a ridiculous outfit, he needs to be in this list.”

Leir is a Celtic god who teamed up with Thor once or twice after fighting him. He is also attired too ridiculously for me to not break it down specifically. Let’s start at the bottom, with those super tight pants wrapped up in gold ribbons of silk or whatever.  Then we have his two belts. TWO…BELTS. I don’t THINK Rob Liefeld was involved in his character design, but two belts nonetheless.

Continuing on, we have his tiny shields, which will protect literally just his forearms and nothing else. So I guess his forearms should feel pretty darn safe right about now. Then we have his cape, which appears to be compensating for a shirt, because he doesn’t have one.

And then, the crown jewel, the piece de resistance, that beautiful mustache. I… I’ve never seen anything so beautiful.