Source: comicvine.gamespot.com

5. The Haunted Tank

The Haunted Tank is the bomb. It is so rad.

The Haunted Tank is a tank protected by a ghost. The tank is commanded by Lt. Jeb Stuart and manned by his team. But Jeb's ancestor General Jeb Stuart, a Civil War soldier, has come back as a ghost to keep his descendant sa"”wait. Jeb Stuart. That sounds like a southern name. Was he"¦he was.

So, uh, apparently the Haunted Tank is haunted by a confederate soldier. That, uh, that makes things uncomfortable. Man, now I have to wonder how super racist the Haunted Tank probably is. And since he's a confederate ghost haunting a tank from the forties, the answer is probably A LOT. Jeez, we've gone from sexism to racism in one entry, I feel bad for whoever moderates comments, because I'm not gonna do it.

The Haunted Tank's adventures were pretty much confined to World War II, meaning we thankfully didn't have to watch the ghost convince Lt. Stuart to take his tank to DC to restart the "War of Northern Aggression".