Source: gotham-news.com

7. The Green Man

So, I can't promise this entry ISN'T just going to be references to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, because it definitely will be.

At the very least, I'll put them in italics so you know they're references and not just nonsense. The Green Man was a Green Lantern supporting character which you probably shoulda guessed. He comes from a race where individuality and even names are scorned. Meaning that unlike on our planet, on his, there is no Pepe Silvia. You know, because none of them have names. Each one of Green Man's people are assigned a job at birth, which sucks since most of them are pretty much Charliework. Green Man longed for individuality, presumably slipping it into a dream journal of some sort.

Eventually, he was inducted into the Green Lantern Corps before he quit to join the Omega Men. He stayed as a reserve member though, so if some sort of villainous monster like, I dunno, a Nightman or something attacked, he'd be the first one on the scene. Poor guy's still single though. Coulda used some help from the DENNIS System. Um"¦ troll toll, somos extremos, wild card.

There we go. For people who aren't Sunny fans, the next entry should be back up to code. I'd say I'm sorry for this weird little diversion, but I'm not, it was fun.