Source: dc.wikia.com

6. Neptune Perkins

For these lists, sometimes a silly name is all it takes to get a second glance. And names don't come much sillier than Neptune Perkins.

The story of Neptune Perkins started with the story of DC's Captain Nemo. This Captain Nemo was a white explorer dude named Arthur Pym, who built and lost the Nautilus. After that, Pym took to land again, and, needing a new name, took"¦Perkins? Why"¦Why couldn't he just go back to Pym? Or stay as Nemo? W-what? Here, let me skim this entry a bit. Pym teamed up with the Germans in 1910…blah blah blah…He built a war island…yadda yadda…He sank the Titanic…Ho-hum. Wait, WHAT?

Okay, then. Pym's son, Ross, thought his dad was a dick, so he married a Titanic survivor and fathered a son. That son, Neptune Perkins, was a so-called Human Dolphin. Presumably, they meant that in the good at swimming sense, and not in the commits murder and sexual assault for fun sense. Seriously, dolphins are evil.

He fought with the All-Star Squadron before retiring from heroism to become a senator, because this one really needed something crazy to end on.