“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

“Trust me, I will save the world one day.”

“It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got.”

“I don’t like it when you have plans.”

“Hail HYDRA.”

“You know something, Romanoff, you can be a real pain in my ass!”

“You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.”

“Don’t do anything stupid until I come back.”

“Quill, don’t make me take a bite out of your crotch.”

“That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg.”

“What did the galaxy ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?”

“Idiot, they’re all idiots. Quill just got himself captured.”

“Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?”

“We’ve made some mistakes along the way. Some, very recently.”

“The Tesseract is where it belongs: out of our reach.”

“I have absolutely no idea where Banner currently is.”

“A small price to pay for salvation.”

“Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.”

“I lived a nightmare for over a century.”

“They called me a mad man.”

“I’ve been fighting with one arm tied behind my back.”

“Name a detail so bizarre, a Skrull can never fabricate it.”

“I didn’t want to steal your thunder.”

“You didn’t save me, you violated my brain.”

“I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!”

“Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we’re outnumbered.”

“I knew there was something different about me from a very young age.”

“There’s nothing you can do without defying Father.”

“Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.”

“I don’t care for secrets. Not anymore.”

“I’m not the one that needs to watch their back.”

“Technically, it’s the government’s property.”

“How can you possibly hope to stop me?”

“If you stay here, you’ll die.”

“If I had a heart, it would be beating out of my chest.”

“This feels weird. This feels wrong.”

“I’m tiny! Like… germ-on-a-toilet-seat tiny!”

“Wait, I didn’t steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”

“Don’t freak out, look at your shoulder.”

“I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.”

“It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.”

“The Dark Elves are the most vicious beings our ancestors ever faced.”

“I will tell Father you died with honour.”

“Loki, enough! No more illusions.”

“I don’t want to control it. I want to get rid of it.”

“The thing inside me… it’s uncontrollable.”

“Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you’ve heard about me, it’s not true.”

“I could use a bed for a few nights.”

“Darling, you have no idea what’s possible.”

“You’re in my seat!”

“I have more power than Odin ever thought possible.”

“I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me!”

“I’m fluent in Google Translate.”

“They really should put the warnings before this spell.”

“I’m breaking the laws of nature. I know.”

“They have WiFi there and everything.”

“I’m what’s called a Celestial, sweetheart.”

“You and I, Peter, we’re the sailor in the song.”

“Your mother and I felt like Bonnie and Clyde.”

“Who in the hell do you think you are?”