Funny Superheroish Pick Up Lines

Batman - funny, cause he ain't funny

Even superheroes want to go on some dates, from time to time - and it is funny, because only they can use the best pick-up lines out there.  What kind of lines?

Well, check it out below! But don't make the mistake of actually using any of these lines if the girl isn't into comics.

Spider-Man being funny

My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling - try catching a date using this phrase and not being a superhero.

Of course, this is the funny side of being Spider-Man - but things can go in a whole other direction and you will see where: Don't worry! I won't shoot spider-webs"¦ if you know what this means.

And, if these fail, just say I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges. We're pretty sure there is a small threat in there somewhere.

Iron Man

You're moving closer to my heart will just be a night-opener.

But if you continue with I am Iron Man without the suit, she will definitely know what's in store for her. Of course, it would definitely pay if you looked like RDJ"¦

One more thing: I pay should definitely be considered a funny pick-up line!

Superman

The funniest way in which you can begin is saying We can both start by taking our underwear off. Then point her in the right direction and tell her I am Superman, but I am also the Man of Steel.

Of course, you can try another approach too, by saying Kryptonite is my weakness, but you are my strength - this will certainly bring you the right answer.

Of course, you can tell her this: I will introduce you to Batman - you know, as in batman, the cave-dweller.

Batman

I'm Batman - nuff said.

Groot

I am Groot - were you expecting something else? Funny, because she will know that you are made of wood and you can extend your extremities"¦

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