Marvel Characters Who Could Defeat Thanos

Squirrel Girl

Squirrel Girl

Yeah, we know, this is absolutely ridiculous, but it's also absolutely true - Squirrel Girl can defeat Thanos!

Squirrel Girl - real name Doreen Green - seems to be fully capable of beating anyone and, frankly, it's inexplicable, as the mutant only seems to possess abilities similar to that of a squirrel - exactly as her name would suggest.

She has razor sharp claws, a prehensile tail, an enhanced sense of smell and slightly superhuman physical strength and agility - and yet she has proven capable of defeating everyone she has ever gone up against (see below for her confirmed clean defeat of the Mad Titan).

Squirrel Girl defeats Thanos

Along with her trusty squirrel sidekicks - Tippy-Toe and Monkey Joe (with whom she can communicate as part of her powerset) - she has proven to be extremely formidable.

Her habit of defeating seemingly more powerful foes (including the likes of Doctor Doom, MODOK, Terrax and Deadpool) has earned her nicknames like the Anti-Life and the Slayer of All that Breathes.

Simply put, there must be more to Squirrel Girl than readers have been led to believe. Perhaps she has some kind of power that manipulates probability, enabling her to win when the odds are against her? Who knows? But she can definitely kick Thanos' ass.